Poetry (untitled)

By Clément Daube

Hello my dear reader. Hope you're doing fine. For me, I'm still French and still weirded out by some strange Americanisms : ranch dressing everywhere, lacrosse, presidents over 80, and most importantly today, pickleball.

Merchants in the House of Oz

By Harrison Harb

Almost anyone who loves pickleball and religiously follows the sport has had one ofthose jaw-dropping, eye-popping moments watching Ben Johns dumbfound opponents to the point of puking with his “knuckleball” serve (clocked at a record speed last year of 53 km/hour), or experiencing Anna Waters-induced-vertigo from the impossibly backspun RPMs she puts on the ball.

Tennis is Booming in the PNW — Infrastructure Busting

By Tyler Pell

Last year, another 1.9 million people began playing tennis in the United States. That increase—a striking 8%—brings America’s total number of tennis players up to 25.7 million. That’s an incredible 46% jump from 2019 levels, proving that the sport’s post-pandemic growth is not just holding steady but accelerating.

Quite the Pickle

By Tyler Pell

Lisa and Kevin Scott have lived in their relatively modest, Cape Cod-style home in Portland’s Irvington neighborhood home for over 45 years. Both retired, they spend the majority of their time there.

Beyond Pickleball

By Adam McDonald

My wife and I started playing tennis during the pandemic, while living in San Marcos, Texas. For my birthday, she purchased off of Amazon a “tennis starter kit,” which included two generic 110 square-inch racquets, a racquet bag, and two cans of balls, all for twenty-five bucks.

Do That Shit Somewhere Else

By Alex Haigh

You might think this is the wrong place to bring this up—I say, you gotta fish where the fish are. I bring my indictment of pickleball, a bastardized version of a real sport, to the people (fish?) who love it most, not to spark controversy, but to ask a favor: please do it somewhere else.

Dink in the Clink

By Mariah Botkin

It’s a mid-summer day when Ed Osterman steps into Oregon State Correctional Institution (OSCI). He puts his gear through a metal detector—pickleball paddles and balls included—and signs a waiver that says, essentially, “if you get held hostage, we won’t come in and get you.”